• grandma@sh.itjust.works
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    > be me

    > live in a relatively new part of town in the Netherlands

    > bike 20 minutes to the city center

    > no hills or mountains because netherlands

    > See almost no cars because most bike routes are completely seperated and shorter than car routes

    > Park my bike in a surveilled parking area funded by the city

    > Do all my shopping for the day and return

    > MFW my friends and family don’t even realize how good we have it

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    1 gal of gas: ~29k calories - $4.609
    ~29k calories of rice: ~$600 <-- sus math btw 🤔

    It’s simple: drink the gas.

     

    okay, update:
    my math was wrong. new cost of rice: ~$11.5 (ordering in bulk)

    CONCLUSION
    Drink the gas.

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      100 grams of raw white rice is 365 calories, meaning that it’s about 3650 calories per kg. 29k calories of rice is 8 kilograms.

      Where are you buying rice that it costs $75/kg???

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    Be me

    Download Pokemon Go

    Start running to work

    Gotta catch them all

    4 months later run a 50K

    “What was your training like?”

    “I dunno, run more?”

    (true story back in 2022)

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    And park directly in the immediate front of the building I’m visiting. No circling around and around without finding a space to park my overly expensive rust box. Just arrive, lock the bike to a post and be there.

    Totally different experience in that aspect alone.

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    > be me

    > be downtown on bicycle

    > actual protected bike lanes

    > zipping past hundreds of people that decided to drive for some reason

    > bumper to bumper traffic

    > road capacity literally maxed out

    > honking and yelling at almost every intersection

    pic related

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    Be American

    Living paycheck to paycheck

    Need job

    Good worker

    Work overtime when needed

    Trying to pay off car

    Smug biker does a driveby near open car window

    Rethink my life

    Realize U.S. infrastructure often requires vehicles

    In middle of daily 40min commute, one way

    Realize the same distance on bike would be two hours

    Depresso

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      This is why we need good public transit on top of good biking infrastructure. The two working together let’s you get anywhere a car can go while not taking a lot longer.

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        You’re not wrong, but that’s not going to work over the entire country. There’s just too much space to cover; the country would go bankrupt trying to provide mass transit everywhere that it’s needed. So while this could be, if you could convince people to actually do it, a solution in urban areas, it’s never going to work out in the thousands of miles of country and they have the exact same problems. They just have less traffic and more empty space to cross.

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          We didn’t go bankrupt making a car-centric infrastructure, we won’t go bankrupt building adequate mass transit and micromobility infrastructure. In fact, we will probably profit greatly in myriad ways.

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            Acktually a fair few counties in the US have gone bankrupt building car-centric infrastructure, because it’s ruinously expensive and doesn’t even come close to being covered by the taxation they put on cars. Mass transit and bike infrastructure costs are miniscule in comparison and sometimes even actively gain money.

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      Get a closer job or move closer to your job if it’s a good reliable job. I did and it’s fucking wonderful! Riding gets easier and easier as you get stronger and better cardio too.

      Took me a long time, a lot of work, and some luck but I can’t recommend it enough. Most days I ride my bike or skateboard, but even walking doesn’t take long. I only resort to a car if I’m too injured to ride/skate/walk far or the weather makes it too dangerous (which is rare, I’ve ridden through more storms than I can count lol, icy conditions suck though).

      Damnit, now I want to go for a ride.

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        >just get a job closer to your home
        >just move

        Idk man, not sure either of those are the easy solutions you’re implying them to be.

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    Ngl, I have a nice ass and legs. Nice compliments, too! It’s worth it to bike everywhere if your city allows it

    I forgot to mention that the cost of repairs is also dirt cheap here.

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    Have fun commuting 30 miles to work on that thing. Especially when there’s 8 or 10 inches of snow, -10 wind-chill, or there’s a thunderstorm rolling in. I’ve seen people do it; they look absolutely fucking miserable and it’s a miracle it doesn’t kill them.

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      You may have misread the history. The man is having fun with his current commute and he does not seems to be looking for some sort of a change in his routine.

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        Some corrections:

        You may have misread the history. The man is having fun with his current commute and he is does not seems to be looking for some sort of a change in his routine.

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              Nah… don’t worry. I know I never check twice the messages I wrote on social media. They are bound to be full of mistakes. Plus my french autocorrector modifies my english. Still, if I write to be read I should try to be readable (^_^)

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                This person just wanted to feel clever. Your English is fine and required no corrections to understand because this is a forum not a university essay.

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                  We don’t know that. Maybe he was genuinely trying to help me improve my English, maybe he was genuinely having a hard time reading me bc of my mistakes. Even if it was about being clever there is no point for me or any of us to react with negativity and ruin our mood.
                  Lets be forgiving. It will make our life better. 🫰

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            The commenter I replied to is from a French instance. If I were writing in a different language, I would want to know where I’ve made mistakes.

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    My job is 18 mountainy miles away, and when I show up drenched in bicycle sweat everyone in the office says I smell bad

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        “But they’re so expensive, I’m not paying that much for a bike! I’d rather pay 10 times as much for cheap car that’ll sell all my text messages to data scraping companies while polluting the environment and destroying my future.”

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          Bro my car cost $4k, has no radio and manual windows, if this 20 year old civic can sell my data, it’s earned it

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              Sure, but that doesn’t allow me to bring home a family worth of groceries, or let me drive 4-5 hours away to see family for the holidays, or give me a way to drop my partner off at the airport with three suitcases for work conferences, or a way to get my 110lb dog to the vet.

              The bike is not a replacement for a car, not even if it’s an expensive e-bike.

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      People shouldn’t live that far away from their workplaces. They didn’t used to, before we invented shitboxes.

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        I would love to live 5 minutes away from my workplace

        But I saved about $300,000 on my mortgage when I bought a more rural house that isn’t near the city/my office building

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          If it’s cheaper to live in the middle of nowhere, with water and electricity and internet needing to be piped all that way out there, and the gas bills, and the road wear, then the government has failed. High and medium density housing costs the government less in maintenance, stimulates the economy, and is cheaper to build. Any functioning economy would price those homes cheaper. If you’re saving 300,000 by costing the government all that extra money and polluting the environment, someone fucked up on a colossal scale.

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    I do think it’s funny that America has the worst traffic in the western world, yet in Europe we can get by just fine with roads built by people that even the Romans considered to be ancient.

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      It has to be said that people from one place underestimate the other…

      In Europe, 100 miles is a long distance.
      In America, 100 years is a long time.

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      That’s because Europeans invest in all forms of transport, so you don’t get people who can’t fathom the concept of taking any trip from point A to B in anything other than a car.

      Edit: not sure why I’m getting downvoted. I think Europe does it way better if that wasn’t obvious

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    Couldn’t finish reading that disaster of a paragraph. What a fucking loser, “bicyclefag?” Calling people “tards?”

    Yeah… fuck that guy.