The dex has always been full of ridiculous BS as of it were unproven folklore or gossip made up by ten year olds. Here’s Alakazam:
Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.
Okay so this one Pokemon has an IQ of 5000. Does that even make sense? Why do they still act like a medium intelligence pet?
“unable to have bank accounts”
Believe it or not Mexican debit cards are accepted in the United States.