ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 19 days agoThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down11
arrow-up138arrow-down1imageThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 19 days agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 days ago“in the spirit of the holidays we will crushing 75% fewer orphans until January 1st!”
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 days agoBut where will I get my orphan paste you monster
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoSynthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-219 days agoBut that chemical aftertaste, eww.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 days agoThat is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
“in the spirit of the holidays we will crushing 75% fewer orphans until January 1st!”
But where will I get my orphan paste you monster
Synthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
But that chemical aftertaste, eww.
That is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!