Eating flies. We’ve also planned ahead for lizards to eat the spiders, snakes to eat the lizards, gorillas to eat the snakes, and winter to kill off the gorillas.

I’ve got this great hiking wool sock. It’s strangely soft for being wool. I bet it’s pretty nutritious compared to that poly-cotton blend.

I’m so sorry

Minnesota wasn’t Minnesota in 1776 to my knowledge, but I don’t know much about Minnesota. I should visit.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

I can feel the bones in my feet when I look at this picture.

I’m so glad all I ever did in politics is build some homeless shelters a few decades ago. Shouldn’t be enough to get me noticed.

Yeah, but what quality blood are you getting? Vampires hunt. They select. “hey come lookitthis afore I flush it!” is going to get you some dudes, but they’re gonna taste bad.

Your 80 year old dad used DOS. Make your 30yo use it for a year exclusively and he’ll be fine

I was today years old when I found out they were different groups

Not every woman is white

I fucking lived it. Do primary sources work for you?

Come on over, I’ll put on a pot of bear shit coffee and see if you disagree

Remote work to a slow computer.

Okay I’ll learn how to make better coffee

No

take your woodchipper, chip up guard A. point to guard b, then the woodchipper: ja or da. point to guard c, do the same. then tell them you are coming back with the woodchipper if you don’t like what you find through the door, and ask them to point to which door you should go through. pointing doesn’t require words.

edit: wait I know, don’t ask questions, just open doors, throw the guards through and see what happens. whoever survives, take that door

I liked the magic system a lot more than XV (where I felt like I could never use it). That’s the one thing I remember from it.