thespcicifcocean@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’English
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14 hours agoso it’s looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.
so it’s looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.
I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet
we’ve been the baddies for a looooong time.
lol got em
dates were wrong, but heart’s in the right place.
you can’t land planes on a railway. the interstate system in the US also doubles as emergency runways for aircraft. It’s actually baked into the system on purpose.
nevermind, turns out that “fun fact” I was about to tell you all is a myth, according to the DOT.
i’m afraid that the fascists would take the bill up and actually vote to ban masturbation. especially the bible thumpers.