Just say no

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

What if I’m taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?

OH MY GOD I’D BE KILLED!

The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.

20 years from now:

Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.

Did you break both of your arms?

I’m thinking that the Pac-12 may look east for some AAC schools that have been trying to join power 5 conferences. Memphis seems like a obvious choice here. USF has been wanting a power 5 invite for a while (especially after UCF got into the Big XII), but that might be too far east for them. UTSA seems like a good choice and Tulane could be a good fit as well.

As far as the Mountain West, assuming none of their other members jump ship, the most obvious replacements would be New Mexico State and UTEP, although New Mexico will probably fight to keep New Mexico State out of the conference. C-USA is getting two new members next year in Delaware and Missouri State, so losing NMST and UTEP wouldn’t be the biggest loss. Otherwise, the Mountain West would probably be looking at FCS schools who want to move up, which may include the Dakotas, Montana/Montana State, and/or Idaho (which used to be an FBS school).

They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.

Florida State is looking to leave the ACC…

Well yeah, it happened 23 years ago. It’s old news at this point.

Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can’t go wrong with steak.

Should’ve washed his food down with some orange juice.

With the way they’re playing that’s something that won’t come up too often.

Order corn

It’s the U

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

I see someone’s a marimba fan.

There’s no foxes on Fox News either.

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn’t be treating his trans child so horribly.

Howard Johnson’s started out as a restaurant chain that was known for its ice cream. It was popular back then but all of the restaurants have closed since then.