Are all paisleys fractals?

It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

Dividing by zero

still makes more sense to me than a lower-number-means-warmer-temperature scale.

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.

Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:

• “[The United States of] America’s the best country on Earth”, and that
• “In [the United States of] America, any citizen can become president”.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.

Unambiguous pedantry suffices

When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.

It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.

This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

Brazzers ethics correct

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.