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Pondering the fiery orb in the sky, I see…
You can’t fool me, its floating in the sea.
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
Is that what happened to the blue wizards?
If you aren’t drinking to the point of chest pains and losing feeling in the tips of your fingers are you even trying?
“Do you drink alot?”
“No, I slop most of the alcohol.”🎶Alcohol my only friend…🎶
Ahh, booze. How I love thee.
