It was a frozen yogurt company. The ice cream was a ruse to smoke out those not committed to the cause.

Sadly, no.

Just got back from voting and I was looking for an opportunity to mention how attractive the lady that checked me in was.

I got called “Mr. Left Face” once.

Don’t care, just give me romanceable Elcor crew member.

No ragrets.

To just invest in broad index funds instead of trying to play the stock market.

Bogleheads

Obviously the ska.

Drova: Forsaken Kin, very fun 2D RPG in the Gothic mold…i.e., you start off weak and will get your ass kicked by rats and wasps, getting your first set of real armor takes hours and feels like a major power-up, multiple factions you can join that are deeper than “good guy vs bad guy.” Small development team (I think it’s just 6 German dudes) but they’re actively engaged and quick with patches.

I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.

You’re right, it is the perfect time for a reboot!

Because you don’t want to make a sequel at all but the studio forces you to, so fuck it.

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.

Oh shit am I the camel?

But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…

Mermaids aren’t furry.

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In the last month, have gone to the theater for…

Twisters - exactly what you expect it to be.

Deadpool & Wolverine - aggressively boring, walked out in the final half hour. I don’t fully blame the movie, I was in a bad mood to begin with…but it did nothing to charm me.

It Ends with Us - ridiculous movie with a strange take on domestic violence

Alien:Romulus - entertaining, if you can get past the “it’s a dystopian corpo hellscape grinding these dirt poor miners into dust, but also they’re all in their early 20s and sexy with perfect hair.” I’m not a huge Alien lore purist, so I didn’t have the same reaction that more hardcore fans probably had.

My wife wants to see Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice but has not seen original Beetlejuice, so we’re planning to stream that tonight or tomorrow. I haven’t seen it since it came out and barely remember it.