What Anon isn’t telling us is that they said “overhead press” but what he heard was “hydraulic press.”

Sounds like a them problem.

Step 1: Greed Step 2: Deport all the immigrant laborers Step 3: Tariffs on foreign goods. Step 4: Raise prices when their own profits drop. Step 5: Hungry citizens build guillotines.

Because you can’t testify against Tesla for burning you alive if you’re incinerated in a lithium fire.

Accurate. Allegedly.

What difference does it even make?

No, they’re usually just power tripping. When certain people get even a modicum of power, real or imagined, they become full-on dictators at superluminal velocities. There’s some crossover with powerless people seeking revenge on the world at large (or any piece of it) for their misfortune or flights against them, real or imagined. I don’t have any data on the ratios but my gut instinct wild-ass guess is that at least 25-33% fall into the tinpot tyrant category.

What a pathetic lamprey.

I’ve heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

You fucking move out. That’s not just abusive - it’s sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

I’ve heard of a pyrrhic victory but Jesus.

He’s like if you made a hybrid clone of Tim Allen and Tim Curry and then had him raised by Josef Stalin and Ayn Rand.

Leave it to the associopathic billionaires to take a look at 1984 and decide to use it as an instruction book.

Wait, pigs are still a thing?

It’s not hard to download a YouTube video as an mp3, so all you’ve gotta do is rip it from one of the many places it’s posted up.

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

Poverty. Not for lack of resources or ability, but for lack of will.

Do not conflate fear of punishment with morality. Most people suck, but are at least capable of a very basic level of cost-benefit analysis.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

Not surprising given that they’re designed to get lost or broken in less than a year. It’s almost like they need something to keep them from falling onto the ground when they slip out of your ear. Some kind of tether, linking them to each other and a larger, harder to lose object. If only some such device could be invented, it would solve the problem. Alas, I guess we’ll just have to learn to live with the problem.