• Blackout@kbin.run
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    7 months ago

    I just told my local cannibal he can have what’s left after the organ donations. Waste not, want not.

    • ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      That works. I told my beloved to take me up to the local bridge at night and tip me over the side, but I’d give a cannibal a hearty meal. Grab a pole, I’m self-basting.