Nice try FBI
Not today, CIA
Not gonna fall for it, Coast Guard.
You can’t fool me, Men in Black
Do I look like a sucker to you Illuminaut… eh, fuck it. They have it all already.
Not twice in a day, NSA
Here’s the “you tried” cake, security service of Ukraine
If I was either of those, I would sure enjoy those paychecks.
What search history…?
I am as perplexed as you are.
Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.
It honestly baffles me that so many people feel so ashamed of liking porn when they logically know that nearly everyone else likes it too.
honestly if the people I know in daily life knew some of the porn I’ve, um, enjoyed, they would never look at me the same way again, I would have an identity/existential crisis, have to leave town and start all over again rebuilding new relationships with all new acquaintances
That’s weird of them… you know they like the same porn, right? Masturbation is a private activity so the porn you watch is your business alone - unless it’s made without consent (including cp and beast because they’re unable to consent).
Porn is unhealthy, it warps the human mind by interfering with the way our brains are wired to form and maintain human relationships. Anyone who still loves looking at porn and won’t admit that it is a sad pathetic tragic replacement for human relationships, may be already too far gone.
Ooooh, so you made this question as a bait because you’re a judgemental asshole. Porn is fine for most people, if it isn’t for you then feel free to abstain - but fuck off with your puritanical bullshit.
Nice to see nofap came to lemmy
Thats someones interpretation, certainly not yours either. You could say that anything you do “interferes” with something you would otherwise do. Ate a store-bought sandwich? That “interefered” with the way your brain is wired to hunt the food yourself.
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100% and I sure as shit ain’t posting it here. 🤣
Search history? nah, who cares.
Calculator history? plz don’t look, i promise i’m good at math.Nope. If anything they see shocks them, a) that’s their problem, not mine and b) serves them right for snooping
Dear police officers: I’m sure you’re excited to begin your journey learning all about electronic engineering and product design!
If you have any questions, drop by any time and I’ll be happy to help. I hope you find these hobbies as rewarding as I do.
Ah, the pitfalls of attempting to write a murder mystery…
One day there will be a worm that goes around the internet and will be able to link each comment and/or post to the actual physical person that made them. A global database will be created where anyone can look up an individual person and see everything they’ve posted on the internet, even if it was behind an anonymous username.
I don’t doubt that. And I do fear it. And I’m pretty sure they’re already doing it, but the Mass public doesn’t have access to it yet, because every time I establish an account somehow Google tries to get involved. You know Google could be that worm to connect everything.
I don’t like it because I thrive in anonymity and although I never do anything wrong (like literally if you run a background check on me, it comes back squeaky clean)
whatever the case, I just feel more freedom with anonymity, you know what I mean? That’s why I try so hard to not affiliate all my new usernames with Google, but it’s all tied together because even if you try to separate Google from anything, they still find a way to get in there.
You can’t hide secrets from the future, with math you can try, but I bet in the future they laugh at the half assed schemes and algorithm you amassed to enhance your cryptographs from the past
They got alien technology to make the rainbow tables with.
My recorded search history is so boring. If I have to search for anything sketchy or where I wouldn’t want to be inundated with ads related to the search, I do it incognito so the search isn’t stored.
Your recorded history may not be stored locally. Would be shocking if Google didn’t have some way of de-anonymizing searches.
Yes. The internet.
Spell checks and basic maths.
Is Pornhub a search engine? Cause my queries on there would probably raise some eyebrows.
Oh do Please list them all here 😛
I’ll set the mood for you, here, start with this:
[NSFW]
To be honest law enforcement (at least in the IT department of things) would be pretty used to anything at this point so why feel embarrassed?
You’ll probably be added to a tally on the wall listed with examples such as: ‘How to blow your own dick?’ or ‘Another Bronie.’ or ‘Wiki rabbit hole addict.’
