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Dude you need a new bank, or credit union, or GameStop.

An insufficient funds fee!?! Fuck me, America.

Imagine all the people

You’ll Never Work Again

Do any of those things have redeeming qualities?

ParTiCIpaTIOn mEdALS!

That’s gotta sting. Family feuds are nothing out of the ordinary, but that is brutal.

Turns out being a weapons-grade arsehole doesn’t go unnoticed by your kids.

The first sign of brain worms, is worrying about brain worms.

Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Doing the jobs real Americans don’t want.

I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

They’re

Is anon a neet who contributes fuck all to the household? Does anon go days without washing? Has anon been caught rummaging around in Stacy’s underwear drawer?

We need answers.

It took 3 seconds, and it was AI what figured it all out.

• Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile

• Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.

• Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
  Eg. Triple cooked fries 4

Holy fuck, that last level! Dude, you have unlocked some deep seated trauma.

Go on

If you then get in the shower, the shower becomes a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.