• Naz@sh.itjust.works
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    Sam Coe: “Y’know, captain, I’ve been thinking, I’ve been talking about myself for a long time, but I’ve never really asked you about yourself. It seems to me that you’re a mute of some kind, and everyone just talks AT you, rather than TO you. So I’ve got to ask you, how does a Chef like yourself end up working for a mining company on Narion?”

    [Camera turns 180° degrees to face the player like in BG3]

    • My name’s FuntyMcCraiger and I used to run a restaurant before we ran into hard times.

    You know, mining is a lot like cooking. I like mining rocks.

    • That’s none of your business. After being mute for 80 hours, I’ve decided to have good dialogue and good writing because they paid their writers a living wage.

    • Shut the fuck up, Sam Coe.

    • Can you smell what the FuntyMcCraiger is cooking?

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    • Flip Sam The Bird.