• SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      2 days ago

      I get all my butter down at the local sex shop, “Slippery Al’s”. I slather it on my body when I need to go swimming in the cold Canadian ocean once a week

      • TRBoom@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 days ago

        So why does it need to be salted??

        I think you’ll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it’ll be cheaper to get in bulk!

        Using this butter calculator, it’s about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!

        That bucket was only 281 dollars!!

        Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!

        • Comment105@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 days ago

          Pluss if he ever gets seared by a particularly nasty insult while lathered up, I hear duck fat makes a wonderfully flavored variant of the mallard reaction. It’ll leave you with Michelin level scabs.