🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前Anon holds her bfsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1645arrow-down110
arrow-up1635arrow-down1external-linkAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前message-square110fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down2·3 个月前This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
minus-squareZement@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 个月前Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·3 个月前It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 个月前Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!
This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Nope, only pants.
Should I have added /s ?
Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!