You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
The forth one is always a shart.
Maybe for you, rookie
Sally forth!
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
RDJ really has some big boots to fill.
RDJ really has some big
bootstoots to fill.Ftfy
Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
Memory unlocked
Holy URLs Batman!
When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
What is up with that title
Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?
That show holds up so well I swear to god
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.
Just almost??
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
That’s a shart
Baby shart do do dodo dodo
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying
Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.
I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.
I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
More of a shart post at best
Thanks to the third toot.
I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.
Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.
Haha, I thought I was the only one!
I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.
You are officially at war, beans are your friend
