2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on
2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on
That just makes it even easier for Wall St to enshittify whatever comes after
Nissan invents white paint
Can’t get ad revenue on a short, concise, and helpful page.
Even a basic cookie recipe requires someone’s whole life story to fill in the blank space between 10 ads
It’s pretty obvious why lol.
90% of the calls I receive are spam.
Calling demands that I pick up the phone RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Bitch, if it ain’t a life threatening emergency I’m not dropping everything I’m working on for you.
Texting allows me to respond when it’s convenient for me.
Text generally takes 3 seconds to get the point across instead of having a whole conversation about it
It is the Texas of Canada… And sometimes they forget they aren’t actually Texas
But at the same time I wouldn’t throw 500 lb weights in the back and drive around claiming it didn’t impact performance.
Yeah, you put it in the driver’s seat
Ayyyoooooooo
Just send in the Doomslayer, we’ll be fine
Then they can’t advertise that the phone is x.x mm thick (if you ignore the thickest part!)
They couldn’t have splurged for an Xbox controller at least?
No, no… Continue driving it into the grave. He’s doing the world a service
Insurance companies like to claim they’ve done all the math and research but they’re just lazy asses looking for any reason to raise rates.
If Musk is part of that collusion, then is it still a conspiracy?
He told them to fuck off, they fucked off.
My god, this is Advertising Incel
Japan is the worst for this. They are obsessed with individually wrapping everything. You want to buy a box of cookies? Plastic packaging for the whole thing. Plastic tray that helps separate and display each individual cookie, so less than 50% of the space is actually used… And each cookie has its own plastic packaging.
I didn’t go and buy M&Ms but I wouldn’t be surprised if each one was in its own sealed plastic.
Didn’t they advertise this as one of the benefits of buying a pixel phone?
Less than a year and it’s gone… Not that it was much of a feature in the first place
And that’s assuming they’re even interested in Earth. They’ll probably start by strip-mining Jupiter and/or building a Dyson swarm around the sun.
Extraterrestrial life = yes. It’s a big universe and the chances of us being the only life in the entire universe is slim.
Aliens visiting us = no. For the same reason as above. It’s a big ass universe.
Governments being able to hide aliens from us = lol no. If aliens had the tech to travel a million light years to visit us, they’d have taken over the planet in an hour.
They already stuck a screen on the back