That sounds like the start of a joke

19 billion in consulting fees.

BOEING KILLED JOHN BARNETT

Can you imagine running any server on windows? lol

Not yet. But it’s not moving away from it. It needs a few huge global companies to migrate over. Their demand for enterprise software will drive large software developers over.

I hate putting it like this, but when Adobe finally releases photoshop, it’s all over for windows, and Linux will skyrocket.

According to the claim, the company shared sensitive data with third parties for commercial purposes, in breach of the UK’s data privacy laws.

That’s an insult to pigeons.

Well written articles are so much sexier than videos.

Paper boxes

Daddy why is the water red?

No smart phone. Get a flip phone if you need to be able to call them.

I can’t change how you read things.

Is that the “licking my own nose” emoticon?

I’m still stuck in vi

I believe refactoring never ends. Just because it works, doesn’t mean it can’t work better. The better it works, the easier it will be to add features… that can be refactored too.

Replaces it with PoorlyWoven Accessories

You tried not to go too far, failed, and continue to go too far—knowing you’re going too far?

I mean, judge me all you want hypocrite 😉

Fine. Try not to judge.

Someone was having a very bad day and took it out on me with unprovoked anger on Reddit (of course). Their comments were very pointed, unnecessary, and all around inappropriate for the work related sub we were in. I took the bait, and it got a lot worse. Any attempt to reason with them (my first mistake) just made it worse.

So, I found out who they were and where they worked based on their username. Called the office (with no plan, like what was I going to accomplish? Dumb.) But, I found out he was just fired the prior week. With surprisingly little effort, I was able to squeeze the dirty details out of the receptionist. It was bad—and it was the dirt I needed. I took that information and formed a comment that would shut their shit down for good…

What ended up happening was they responded negatively—as anyone would. But, there was weakness in it. I won. But I wasn’t satisfied. “They sucker punched me. I am the victim!” I convinced myself.

So, high on anger and craving the last blow, I dug through their comment history like a rabid animal, but instead of dirt, I found their life story. They were having a lot of mental issues dealing with anger. They were mid-divorce. They were having anxiety about finding employment. They were up to their eyeballs in debt. Etc…

Fuck, what have I done?!

Never again.

No.

Anyone got a list instead of a video?