Google “asmongold rat clock”

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

There’s some fanfiction out there that can make you regret learning language at all.

can we pronounce it like “asshole”

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

don’t waste good water

wetten the streets with kerosene

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

I’d rather not ask

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

Yep. They’ve been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺

They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven’t seen many video ads in a very long time.

They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.

And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts

I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it’s OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.

Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.

Example here:

clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †

1. Benylin for babies and losers

2. Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers

† (Sorry about the spaces, I don’t want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum’s bathtub)

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse