What’s your objection to Proton? You don’t have to use any of the other products, and the free tier is perfectly usable last I checked (granted many years ago). Not sure what your concern is
Edit: downvoting without replying doesn’t tell us what the concern is. Y’all weird
Dihydrogen monoxide?
Monoxide means one oxygen which means free radical, which is basically what car thieves are too. So you’re right, clearly all this wanton consumption of this chemical must be stopped.