my browser always asks if I want the simplified view which always bypasses the paywall

imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats

because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people’s lives easier.

he considered it a psych drug. this is the same Doctor who would ask me if I wanted a prostate exam or not during my physical. like who asks that? nobody wants one, but at a certain age everybody needs one every year. found out later it’s because he was a germaphobe

general practitioners hand it out like candy to anybody who’s having trouble sleeping. mine sent me to a shrink because he wasn’t comfortable perpetually filling trazodone for me but he offered me Ambien

trash.

when they said West I was thinking of the American West

the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that’s why seeding is helpful

so what’s the scam

Revanced

yes.

gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this

I remember playing NBA something on the Dreamcast kiosk at Best Buy. I remember thinking how advanced the technology was but how goofy the controller was

somebody flat out told one of my friends that he was going to be copying his answers for a math test. so for every answer, my friend added 12.3, waited until the other guy turned his test in, then went back and subtracted 12.3 from all of his answers.

well i smoke in them.

he would use previously donated public telephone booth

who is donating used telephone booths to a hospital

I mean this isn’t surprising to anybody. plenty of luxury cars stolen over here to get shipped to the middle east

yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don’t want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag

it’s never too hot for hot coffee

shut up, Brian