Quantum cryptographically signed memory certificates from my designated reality broker or it didn’t happen.

Counterpoint: he’s controversial because of what he says and does, not because of lies people tell about him.

Everyone.

What is the opposite of a cat, then?

If your answer is, “it doesn’t have one,” then I nominate dog.

I’m so dreadfully sorry. I cannot help myself. Please forgive me.

It’s “zero kelvins” not “zero degrees Kelvin.”

The question was, “How do you deal with depression about climate change?” Maybe voting in local elections does that for you (singular), but it may not work for you (general).

Already doing that. No change in material conditions, still depressed. Next idea?

Well then it becomes a logistical question. How?

100mg of ketamine every day, half in the morning, half in the afternoon.

So your solution to depression about climate change is, “singlehandedly accomplish what all of the non-evil politicians have been trying and failing to do for decades, but do that while both powerless and depressed”?

Privacy Pass just randomly generated Prince Andrew and now my browser is all sweaty.

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day

I’m afraid I must hit you with a khaleesi blast, khaleesi.

Tell that to Jorah.