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Cake day: July 10th, 2023

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  • i used to as part of my weekend job working in an old hospital have to walk the breadth of it and at some point decided that i would try to use every single bathroom in the place. Over the course of months i found many cool nooks and quiet bathrooms but i never finished the mission because i found the PERFECT bathroom.

    in the middle of an access hallway, up some narrow stairs, was a dead-end office. The only entrance was this one stairwell. Sun-facing windows looked out over the roof of the building and west, shining in on a bank of training computers. smell of warm dust and absolute quiet.

    someone knew of it, cuz there was always toilet paper, but in my many trips to that special place i never saw a soul. Something about that place i can’t describe to you, the vibe, the feel. it was perfect. I abandoned my efforts to find better and instead would walk past other open bathrooms just to use that one again.

    I still think about that room sometimes. Never been paid to poo in a better one.







  • Oh my God you guys you need to watch The Naked Man

    I’m telling you it’s fucking hilarious. I swear. Look:

    Estranged pharmacist’s son who is a savant at chiropractor by day/underground pro-wrestler by night goes on a murderous rampage to avenge his father’s murder at the hands of a quadriplegic pharmacutical ceo and his elvis impersonator bodyguard.

    He uses his knowledge of wrestling and the human skeleton to commit devastating chiropractic attacks on his enemies.

    He’s chased by a detective who’s a genius but also clinically depressed and…You must watch this movie. I’m not crazy! It’s amazing!

    Please!



  • The term “algorithm” in this context is simply a convenient term hiding the intentional right wing radicalization of users to push them towards pro-business policies, so can we please call this out more often?

    I’m quite tired of “algorithm” standing in for the intentions behind the owners who write and maintain it.

    It was also an “algorithm” that inflated rent around the country, right?

    An algorithm, yes. Written with the intention of inflating rent.

    It’s not an accident. Algorithm my hair-hole