I used to want one of these IR blaster things to kill tvs in waiting rooms, but then earbuds got better and cheaper and more generally useful.

Pac isn’t out of the hospital yet but maybe they won’t need to be on life support either.

As someone who has some solid memories of mid 90s NFL, this doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.

Isn’t he the guy that looks kinda like Bobby Hill?

OUTAMIZZ = Okie, Texas, A&M, Mizzou?

Is this the game in Dublin? I was forced to watch part of a Pat McAfee live broadcast from Ireland yesterday while waiting for my lunch to be cooked.

I don’t have any thoughts specific to FSU vs GT, but one of my favorite things about college football is that its arrival means the summer heat will break before too much longer.

Sounds like I’d pass out from the pain if I tried anything like this.

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I had weird friends in college, which was appropriate since I was (and still am) pretty weird myself. One such friend, who was heavily into body piercing & body modification (talked regularly about wanting to split his tongue) took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding. When I recoiled in horror and shut my eyes, he then proceeded to tell me of cock & ball torture enthusiasts who supposedly stick a sounding rod in their urethra and then hit their dicks with a hammer. He was a little too excited when describing this to me, which makes me wonder if he ever tried it himself.

Not sure if stupid is the word I’d use, but we tend not to pick up on subtlety very well.

Paraphrasing from memory a comment I saw in a similar thread on a different site:

• What’s subtle to you is entirely invisible to him
• What’s obvious to you is still mostly invisible to him
• What’s embarrassingly obvious to you is just starting to become subtle and therefore potentially noticeable to him

We don’t have nearly as much practice on picking up subtlety, and many of us are well aware of the potential blowback of perceiving interest and acting on it (“ew gross i’m just being nice you creep”).

We aren’t mind readers. Frankly, if I was a mindreader, I wouldn’t be hanging out on Lemmy. I’d be hanging out in the casino at the poker tables.

When his height starts with 5

When her weight starts with 200

Wtf why are you fat shaming me?

Why are you height shaming me? You could always lose some weight, but I can’t grow another six inches

I bet that one Bama fan in the video is disappointed it won’t be named “Garbage Truck Worker Convention Stadium.”

I can understand wanting to make some extra cash to keep up in the collegiate athletics arms race. If I hadn’t gone to a small D3 school with no football team, I would probably be much more emotionally attached to stadium names.

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

You see this? This is my shocked face.

I figure most programs are pulling these sorts of schemes, and only the truly lazy or flagrant ones get caught.

I think we’re long overdue for a season that matches or surpasses 2007 for chaos. I would love to see how the polls look when everyone has three or four losses.

Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?

I stuck my dick in crazy.

Life pro tip: don’t stick your dick in crazy. Just avoid crazy altogether.

In my defense, I was 20, she was the first person I ever had sex with, and I was too horribly depressed to recognize what a bad idea it was.

The Wire

The Sopranos

Deadwood

Justified

Bosch

If you’re open to comedic stuff:

What We Do In The Shadows

Resident Alien

Miracle Workers

What if the bird is from Jacksonville or Athens instead of Palestine? I guess we’ll never know…

I’m about to be seated for five hours straight with no possibility of standing or moving around. I’m standing while I still have the opportunity.

I wonder what incentive for consent/participation there is for smaller schools in this model where revenue is distributed based on brand value. Will brand value be determined in an open fair and reasonable manner? Or will it be a black box of “just trust us bro pls bro setting schools up to be princes or paupers with no middle ground is the only way bro!” Do Bama & Georgia get $200m each while Indiana & OK State get $50k each? Who on earth would sign up for that if it meant being on the $50k end?