Suicide rate about to chime in.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon “trails”.

I don’t need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon…

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

Was the iMac a casualty of the “capacitor plague” that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

Fuck, I’m this comment…

Do people not understand how files work?

Oh honey, imagine trying to tech-support a family of rednecks. Threaten to charge them for services and they’ll stop pretty quick though…

Google is an advertising company. Vertical integration ftw?

There’s got to be a better way to do cross posts. When people/bots crosspost, my “All” feed gets cluttered with multiple copies of the same post. Maybe something like a drop-down showing all the instances and communities it’s posted to.

Edited to fix autocorrect…

Did you bang my hwhore wife!?

“You’re just so fun and quirky!”

Until the novelty wears off and they realize that the fun quirks are just a filter I have to put on all the time so my dad’s personality doesn’t shine through.

As a textbook people-pleaser, yeah it’s exhausting being the fun new toy until i realize they are using me as a bang-maid…

Mazda recently surprised customers by requiring them to sign up for a subscription in order to keep certain services. Now, notable right-to-repair advocate Louis Rossmann is calling out the brand.

Services. Services!? What the actual fuck are you talking about!? Remote start isn’t a fucking service, it’s a feature, that they are trying to control through greed.

Edit: I will give a small concession to the remote remote start, as that does need an OTA service. The service of course shouldn’t be any more complicated than a SMS setup, so $15 per year is the absolute most you’ll be able to get out of me…

2nd edit: And you damn well better include free modem upgrades. None of this $50+ for a fucking map update shit the other companies are pulling. That shit should have been an OTA update, Christ knows the damn thing tries to find an open Wi-Fi…

Damn! I never even thought about sending it YouTube links. I might try doing that with some of those “retrospective” videos that are hours long.

“I smell pennies!” ~ Avery Bullock

“Oh god, I smell burnt toast!?” ~ Bojack H

“Oh my god my toast!” ~ Princess C

And then companies will start using AI to generate favorable reviews and content to get the Amazon ai to notice. The Internet really doesn’t need us anymore does it?

What the duck is that title!?

I didn’t get it, until i mumbled it out loud, and now i feel like an idiot for not getting it sooner :/

👍 If i can get someone else in on this, it would make an amusing workplace skit.

Innovative solutions to what problems exactly? Problems they created so that AI could solve them?

Ha! I’ve tried the Coke flavored Oreos (meh), but not the Oreo flavored coke (but based on the literal pallets {with an “s”!} of that stuff sitting in the back room, it doesn’t surprise me.).

Fuck you Coke. I tried one, liked it and now I can’t find it anywhere…