Ah, so you haven’t been a sysadmin at all through the last ten years of watching fucking security updates get stuffed in a subscription. Unless you think hardware subscriptions are something new? Cause that’s also old hat to anyone who runs anything professionally. We know. This is just rent a center for gamers. The only way to win is not to play. But in this case, it’s SUPER easy not to play.

If an article is a list, it’s garbage. If the headline of the listicle starts with a number, it should be banned from the Internet.