Please fuck me

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

She left the lens cap on

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

Blogger is no longer supported and is suffering greatly people are leaving it in droves. You might as well call it dead

I wasn’t going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT’s shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.

I haven’t really used it much over the last 20 years

League of Legends captures and discards the ALT-F4 keystroke combination.

Microsoft trusts app developers to use Microsoft’s standards (such as terminating the process when a close message is received) and they shouldn’t. App developers like Riot have taken advantage of this trust and tuned their apps to act differently than expected, and include code which makes the app minimize to the system tray instead, or force the user to answer questions (“Are you SURE you want to close?”), or do nothing at all.

It should be punishable by death.

What is it?

Same thing on planes.

“They need something to rest their head on!” --> adds something that nobody asked for and nobody needs --> "I’m helping you :) "