Wake up Nee-Oh!

Good luck getting there on a wheelchair… Or under influence of C2H5OH.

That’s what she said!

Talk to the manager Karen! Do it!

Dad, is that you?..

One person downvoted? Are they stupid or something? Asking for a friend.

Obviously, that’s what the “arms race” refers to. Birds used to have very strong arms which they used while racing in their super-fast arm bikes.

If you enjoyed it, I’ve collected a couple of others:

https://untalkative.one/reading:2019:good-stories

Reminds me this great story from a different era:

https://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/recovery.html

On a serious note, I really enjoy yerba mate-based (or should I write flavoured) elixirs. Or even yerba mate itself. Just saying! 🤷

That’s like… Your opinion, sis…

Do you eat them too? Asking for a friend!

Could someone explain how they’re going to drive 407 km/h in traffic jam? Or in a city, in general?

I definitely agree that too many comments is often a bad sign, esp. when large part of them is obviously generated.

As mentioned in my other comment, names will rarely explain the reasons why a given solution was chosen. These reasons are important from maintenance perspective and should be recorded next to the relevant code.

You’re definitely not the only one.

In my opinion the important information we should record in comments is WHY, because the code can only explain HOW, maybe WHEN, but never WHY. If we don’t know WHY, any refactoring done in the future could break the logic by ignoring assumptions made by the authors.

You could step up for animals while still being a nice person - it was your decision not to.

What’s the font used in the heading? Is it some flavour of Helvetica?

I keep telling myself that in the ideal world, phones would be programmed in Forth.

Because it doesn’t exist! Mastodon is a conspiracy created to distract us, so we don’t act. New World Order is coming!