Go to HomeGoods. Get a cart. Walk through the whole store. Pick 1 item per aisle and put it in your cart. Buy the items and put them in your kitchen.

Basically, I’m seeing a lot of blank white. Not very charming.

There’s no need to drop N bombs. You want to compare atrocities, go ahead, but be civil.

Ok. How? Rockets?

Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him

Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun

… Glorfindel was in the movies?

“INSTALMENT”

Uh… is the 2nd L dropped in that word?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/installment

No mention of a 1-L spelling there.

Is this a fan poster?

Oh, it’s a UK poster. I guess they spell installment differently?

I remember being moved by Jared Leto’s performance in Requiem for a Dream

I view Lemmy using an app… I have uBlock Origin extension for Firefox, but I have links open in-app, since Firefox can’t save video from redgifs.

NSFL ads on that site

Since it was working earlier, the new outlet is the first thing to check (then recheck the pc at the old outlet). If neither work, check the cable. Then make sure the power supply didn’t get jostled loose in the move.

In Deadpool and Wolverine, various side-characters’ powers were pretty fun to watch (not listing them, spoilers).

Good catch

If you have three of something, and you say you have two, it’s not a lie unless you say you ONLY have two.

If you didn’t, then no lie was told.

I have one wife.

Ruining the ending with the subject line? That’s a paddlin’

I have yet to discover a reason to upgrade from Windows 7 to Windows 10.

Dumb move. But then, anyone who wants things to work isn’t using their latest OS anyway.

No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

Depends. Could be. A person transitioning doesn’t necessitate their partner finding their new body attractive.