Maybe the real Heathcliff was the friends we made along the way

I have never seen Heathcliff, I have no idea what they or it looks like. But I have seen your work.

That managers name? Elon Musk.

Revolution? /s

Perhaps telling all his employees that if Trump won he’d cut their bonuses would be taken as attempting to threaten their vote?

Pokémon God save us!

What other trials? Those will never happen now.

Gosh, now I want ice cream!

This aged… Interesting. Given last night at MSG

That might be why I can’t find one of my old comments!

One I left at the moment of realising I was transgender 😂

I heard this in Jonathon Frakes voice.

Buy pictures of their own feet?

Nuh, africa is the biggest country!

I want people to send this to him now!

Shit like this is why I choose an all meat diet.

How do you misspell something before standardised spelling?

I’d always heard them called “Venetian blinds”, compared to roller blinds.

The Big Lebowski

The mattress is literally called “The Family”. As for how honest that is, idk how nepotistic they are.

Though that could go for big companies too. “When we said ‘We’re a family here’, we meant upper management, not you.”

I watched Top Secret! for like the third time. It’s so funny! They don’t make 'em like that any more. Unless they do: in which case, please tell me the title!