Just drop it in a spider and reap the 5% growth per year caused by new immigrants… er, wait.

Jellyfin is your friend…

You are annoying me right now.

Sound? I associate the sound with ppl; once it’s out, it’s pretty quiet.

Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

You can say, “alexa, play classic punk” and suddenly you are using Amazon Music.

She plays “Wipeout” on the drums
The squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh, I… Have you got nothing to say?

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It’s not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere…

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child’s gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn’t get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That’s the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

Biden’s party did not win the house. There should be no star for 2020,.

Look, no campaign wants to annoy voters but also they want everyone to be contacted. Just respond with “STOP” and it will stop. Unfortunately, every campaign buys your data so nearly ever campaign will send you a text.

Also, they use various services to send these texts so each the numbers sent from will change so you can’t just block them.

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I’ve had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

She’s not there yet, voice, story, and world building : A+ Narrative : B-

Yeah, if you are going to hold a mic, get a real one that is meant to be held. I don’t know what that mic in a cup thing is even.

Technically correct, but the gravity from stars is dwarfed by the gravity from yo momma.

I cannot find where I read this. I suspect that it was speculation by someone on Lemmy. Please disregard.

I read somewhere that he was given some food with the vax – he did them for the food.