If men could get pregnant, there would be drive-through abortion clinics every 5 miles

You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Don’t forget to check out the Bob Loblaw Law Blog!

60m2 for people who don’t know yee haw units

There is no point. You paid $25 for cold fast food, the delivery driver didn’t get paid shit and the restaurant didn’t get paid shit. On the bright side, the shitty delivery app might be profitable next quarter after firing 30% of their staff :)

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A marginally faster glass rectangle with 15 cameras, take my money!

What a bizarre hill to die on, how the hell is this such a hot issue? I would dropkick a living baby into a volcano if it would prevent my partner from dying…

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Wouldn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of the fediverse because you would need some kind of centralized system to keep track of all instance’s reputations?

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Sounds like a data leak that should be reported…

Cause of death: 15 minute long pre-push hook

Ironically, this was contadicted in the same documentary by the Half-Life devs when they were talking about Xen and how they were aware that it kinda sucked but the deadline was coming up…

Is this kinda like how our management team calls the ‘users’ table in our DB the ‘Identity Store”?

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Devil’s advocate: basically the only proper way to figure out how people are using your product and how you can tweak it to achieve its goal is by firing events and including relevant metadata such as how much time they spent on a screen or how far they scrolled. Telemetry is not necessarily “evil” by default.

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~3.5M posts per day across ~40k active users?