Took the words right out of my mouth.

Not to be “that guy,” but it really has been happening for quite awhile now (/r/thedonald as one example). And I agree it seems inevitable that it will only get worse.

The handful I’ve encountered up-close-and-personal are legitimately miserable. Nice trips, sure. Nice stuff. But the opposite of “joyful” in a very obvious way.

How about the Kool Kids Klan?

Oh, act your age

Yes, the first, and also known by future historians as the “Darkest Age,” for some reason. I should’ve asked.

Sticks and stones may break my bones…

You’ll pry my balls from my cold, dead hands.

His breakfast Big Mac could still go down wrong this morning.

A couple of salient portions from the 538 article I linked:

In 2020, polls overestimated Biden’s margin over Trump by about 4 percentage points in competitive states. As of Oct. 30 at 11:30 a.m. Eastern, the margin between Vice President Kamala Harris and Trump in 538’s polling averages is smaller than 4 points in seven states: the familiar septet of Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. That means that, if the polling error from 2020 repeats itself, Trump would win all seven swing states and 312 Electoral College votes.

As of Oct. 30 at 11:30 a.m. Eastern, our forecast gives Trump a 52-in-100 chance to win the White House and Harris a near-identical 48-in-100 chance. The model arrives at that probability by calculating how many Electoral College votes each candidate would win given certain amounts of polling error in their favor, and then counting up how many times each candidate wins among these simulations. (More about that in our methodology.)

Careful what you wish for. Read this for more indigestion.

It’s adorable you all think this will be cleanly settled and over by Wednesday.

Cockroaches are among my greatest fears. The fact that this has happened to multiple people is among the worst things I’ve ever learned.

I don’t support this, but I could definitely have sex in one of those.

High-school with no people sounds similar to homeschooling. I’ve known a lot of homeschoolers. I haven’t seen a lot of positive outcomes from homeschooling.

Maybe become a sovereign citizen? YMMV.

I thought sports was about wealthy, unscrupulous white men fighting each other over the right to have the most-talented black men go to work in their fields.

That’s Norway to win a marathon.

I envision a future where historians wonder, “Wtf made women turn out in such large numbers!?” Then they find this post. I think you’ve cracked the code.