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You thought Wesley was in “It’s Only a Paper Moon”?

Wesley isn’t in DS9.

I’m no scientist, but I think so.

Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?

At this point, looking at this vehicle with your naked eyes is bound to cause damage.

Because it is a fact.

I went to a Underoath concert last week (They’re Only Chasing Safety 20th Anniversary Tour) and there was a father with a ten year old child.

That song is 20 years old.

So anon is Hank Schrader.

Spread syphilis?

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

Waiting 24 hours to report a person missing isn’t a myth… just a stupid fucking thing that happens a lot and has no basis in law.

You could try to report a person missing immediately but depending on their age, gender, sex, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, economic status, job employment, location, and maybe many more factors, a police/sheriff department might flat out deny a report because they simply can’t do their job right.

It’s not a myth; it is reality and many people encounter this issue. Especially in the ‘70s and ‘80s in the United States, teenagers would often be dismissed as missing and considered runaways. So the fact is you might be forced to wait or have your report completely ignored by the appropriate law enforcement agency.

Are you dating a spreadsheet?

Hallbeck’s comics are a delight. I like watching the animated ones too.

I fully accept that what might be environmentally good today is not wholly obtainable. This things like this are what I must do as a part of the society that doesn’t have better means for whatever reason.

I am picturing The Righteous Gemstones level of programming (this makes sense if you’ve watched season 3).

Chicken sandwich porn? When Popeyes came out with their sandwich, there was a trending video on Pornhub soon after titled “PAWG let me Fuck her for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich”. The Internet beat you to that.

This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.