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Make sure you have a few kids to feed into the machine on the way up!

Love it. Cured Führerd meats are bad for your health anyways.

But, I hear the rich are delicious on toast.

This is golden.

Jackhammer the floor out. Lay down weeping tile that drains into a receiving basin with a sump pump. Rent a backhoe to dig around the exterior of the foundation, and seal the trouble area with rubberized sealer.

There are finer points for each process, but that’s the gist of it.

In your motherboard settings, are you in UEFI boot mode? Try changing to BIOS/Legacy. Driver firmware can act differently between the two.