re: the title

So what’s your preferred alternative?

We can call it a spworm

Edit: Didn’t see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours

You skipped a few levels:

Oooof, thankfully I’ve never had that happen with mine, but I’ve also never connected mine to the internet

Do you need access to the Exit button if all the other menu and guide etc. buttons are covered?

But I grew up only 1 degree removed from nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other, so obviously that’s the sweet spot and everything past that is bad and wrong

women are better at discriminating between colors.

Well I’m red-green colorblind so I never stood a chance anyway. If it isn’t in a box of 8 crayons/markers, I don’t attempt to use that color’s name generally, cuz I will never pick the right shade. All the fuschias, magentas, maroons, burnt siennas, teals, cyans, etc. of the world can fuck off.

Base the PS5 version on Java instead of Bedrock you cowards, bet you won’t

You have to Imagine them.

🎵 Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps 🎵

There’s also jeans, sticks, and Star Trek crossed with whatever other pop culture you like

“Your tabs have titles?”

–Me, pertpetually having 100 open tabs

Reject modern aspect ratios, return to CRT

I don’t really have an answer but I’m curious why USB isn’t an option?

Immediately made me think of the Mario 3 sliding match game

The second part of the metaphor, yes. It’s criticizing people born into extreme privilege for ignoring their privilege and thinking they earned what was actually given to them without effort or merit on their part, and then those people criticize others for not working hard enough to attain what they themselves didn’t have to work for.

Bold of you to assume my insecurity isn’t an immortal eldritch being just hitching a ride inside my meat shell