As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

George was good at story, not so good at worldbuilding, and he was only kind of good at stories by following the hero of a thousand faces archetype

War is peace.

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

Are you kidding me? My fb chat with my wife is nothing but memes and videos from her

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Another vote for anything Steven Erikson or R Scott Bakker

Ya this is like the Nazis using forced labour for wartime factories. Sabotage is inevitable

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

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Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

I also believe zombie movies are a facet of this.

Oh, what’s that? A human-shaped monster of an excuse to blow a thousand rounds? Extremely American.

The Purge is the same thing without the window dressing of a monster.

Naw, this some damned shit

Were you skiing in the Alps?

Heads of skin you say?

And it was recorded off the tv so you had to fast forward through commercials about clap-on clap-off lights

If you’re watering three times a day you may want to think about some kind of shade or covering the soil with something to retain moisture, wood chips or straw

I do both, I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top

Are you American? 100 degrees celsius is 212 degrees Fahrenheit

Book of the Fallen was not mostly played out, the gameplay was mainly the backstory of the Malazan empire