Hey, I need my right hand to navigate to the juicy parts.

I will, in Burnout Revenge, because it’s the superior game.

Damn, I pay something like £65 for that speed in the UK.

I have the words “software engineer” in my job title but I hate it.

We aren’t engineers, we’re a bunch of undisciplined hackers, engineers have standards and ethics.

Programmer is my preferred term, or software developer.

Code monkey is also acceptable.

Start a tech company, then sell out to a corporation.

I’m 36, I live in the UK, and I’ve driven a manual car since I was 17. I’ve only driven an automatic twice in my life and I’ll probably never own one.