cmoney@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•There must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.
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8 days agoSimilar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.
Don’t forget the 12 foot lift kit, the go to hell 90 inch wheels with tires that are 1 inch thick and stick out a couple of feet past the fenders, the rolling coal package because just fuck you mother nature.