It is hard to get past the smell. But if you can, it’s very good.

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I’m gonna get high then come back and read this

Making friends? In this economy!?/s

Capitalism demands that some starve

Jokes on you I pirates mine!

“Don’t flatter yourself”

No. You own that shit, pun very much intended

Beautiful.

Double the chloride. Yum

Are you at my apartment lol. As long as your apartment is t downstairs I wouldn’t worry about it.

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I’m a Ryobi man now

I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.

And the Marines were the personal union busters of plantation owners in central America.

Honestly it’s the best use for a country’s military. Send .5% out to actually, idk, help people.

Yet another justification for piracy

Err on the side of taking requests at face value, especially at work and at first.

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN’T SUE!

In china I had a UK roommate. He was on the phone with his mom mid week when she should have been at work. I asked if she was sick and he was like “No. She took some vacation days to tidy the house.” My jaw hit the floor. My vacation days in the US were so precious and so few that I’d never fathom using any to do chores. Unreal that you can have so much vacation you’d elect to spend it doing chores.