Searching trebuchet launch velocities, I’m getting 30-70m/s (67-157mph, 110-250km/hr), so a decently fast car might actually have trebuchets beat here

Your body, her bullet

I could, but I’m glad you couldn’t

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

I don’t think trucks have those

To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what’s 2 more?

Nah, they love GAS

Those are just the dead people that Republicans think are voting XD

What if it’s quiet piano music so my infant won’t cry? (he is scared of buses)

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Makes it sound like someone dropped a round while reloading and it fell on him XD

Calm down, DiCaprio

My cat is named Samwise 😊

Pokemon

Reminds me of the song “Feed the Machine” by Poor Man’s Poison:

https://youtu.be/BlnVP2_dIb4?si=t6CdslRzb7USrH1j

“He’s” is a pronoun ya big dumb bitch

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to suggest other operating systems to friends

My wife and I like to call saxophones “sexy trumpets”