You talking to me?

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.

You’ve not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

@bort

You talking to me?

Hello, yes, this is dog

Do you guys not just put your hand luggage under the seat?

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

This sort of nonsense right here is why infosec people warn about having physical access to machines

Apple: our way or the highway