I’m 12 and what is this?

Only internet veterans know the reference.

Because I’m a third worlder and have no other way.

Because I’m a cheap bastard.

And also because I’m a third worlder and piracy is my only access.

Huh? I pronounce it ‘al-bite’ because idk it sounds German.

Wow! I haven’t heard of omegle since I left memebase in 2013.

A reimagined Star Wars as if it was made by Stanley Kubrick.

Wait till you hear about Jehova’s witnesses.

Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

The dealer advised him not to remove it because it might ruin the paint, and he won the lawsuit

Yes, a big factor, many users gradually left the site after the API changed. Also the sub mods have become increasingly ban-happy in the recent years.