They run a website that helps you self diagnose even the slightest illness as cancer.

Give them some Mickey mouse boots and they could stay outside for the entire shift!

Nope. I don’t give a shit what their corporate overlords beliefs are. I still go get my chick-n-minis and hash browns like I do every other week because I like the way it tastes.They could be on the brink of bankruptcy from customers taking their dollars elsewhere and it won’t magically change what they believe.

Was Dishy mounted on top?

Work harder work faster!

I feel like this has taken something from the original post…

$137/mo USD total.

Microwave service: $100 for 100/100mbps, 1TB of data. $7.00 for fucking DHCP to be enabled on their router. $30 for an additional 1TB of data.

Unfortunately Bob was never seen again. The footage showed Bigfoot carrying him away, but unfortunately this evidence was destroyed in a fire. This picture of the camera is all that remains.

Last Asus laptop I sent off for warranty screen replacement came back with a lower resolution screen off a lower end version of the same model. By the time they returned it the warranty expired and they wouldn’t fix their fuck up. I’ll never spend money on their products again.

Must be some kind of diet nachos.

Running a Tor exit node could certainly be life changing. Not sure in a good way, guess it depends which country you live in.