You could also have it type out, “$USER is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.”

Minimize all windows and open a spreadsheet

Functionally useless. With the web standardized, we shouldn’t need user agents anyway. It would be more beneficial to ask “do you support X, Y, and Z?”

I only know how to type my passwords at normal speed correctly. Like, I have to walk through the muscle memory step by step to get a text version of the password and even that’s iffy.

figma balls

Install power mode and you won’t be able to stop just idly pressing keys. Eventually, some of those key presses will be useful!

My pandoc scripts are fairly easy to use, I think…

When the API returns UTC, but the system insists on giving you local time… but there’s an extension method that accepts DateTimeOffset?

Maybe sudo apt upgrade package-name

I hardly ever have to upgrade just one package. Otherwise, you’ll need an updated .deb package and use dpkg

Can I self-host selfh.st?

If you don’t hold the keys, your data may as well not be encrypted.

They should have a rocks glass with a query on it

SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120

Nah, ditch the mouse. Give them a machine with Arch, BSPWM, and Vim.

Says the water addict. Oh, look at me! I can’t go three days without water!

They’ve still got a long way to go

I think this is good. Adobe doesn’t need to get bigger, it needs to let go of some of its parts.

Also figma balls

Imagine not using a language with setters and getter built in lol

Sure, we can just assume it’s ASCII, but it seems a bit disingenuous to not tell us what encoding to use and to just let those who don’t know better continue to think that binary is sone kind of language.

Okay, but what’s a theoren?

It’s not Chrome or Chromium derived. Google has incentives to mine me for data. Mozilla, not so much. I don’t trust Mozilla completely, but I certainly trust them more than Google to have my best interest at heart.