A set of keys that will open most of the doors in a certain national park. Turns out “government use only. Do not duplicate” doesn’t mean a whole lot to a crooked locksmith. My plan is to go test and see if they still work when I’m an old man. I won’t be surprised if they do

No mother, it’s just the northern lights

Damn Alan’s bad boy identical twin brother who rides a motorcycle!

Well this answers some questions

Can’t stop the signal…

A funnier response for more social occasions that I bust out is “thanks, I practice everyday”. Usually gets a laugh

I get more people saying to me “wow you’re very tall” to which I respond with “yes and you are very observant” which I feel is funny in the moment but is just condescending enough to make them realize it later on.

I mostly read ebooks but I do buy physical copies of books I want to have on the shelf in the weird hope that maybe my kids or niblings might stumble upon in the future and spark an interest. Luckily I have a really good used bookstore near me that I can buy them for fairly cheaply so I consider it a cheap long term investment that will hopefully pay dividends

You guys switched away from Firefox?

Wow that’s… actually worse

I usually make stir fry on Friday. Do you know what I call it?

Nice