They think there’s some unwritten rule that they absolutely have to be moving no matter what’s on the road in front of them.

I’ve experienced that more times than I can count from cyclists on sidewalks that think that I should be expected to dodge out of their way just because they ring their little bell.

So is that why the Jaguar failed? It was marketed exclusively to meth-users? I mean, it’s a decently-sized and underserved market, but maybe they didn’t have enough money to be buying game consoles in the 1990s.

So is this the one with the telephone sanitizers?

The most well-known visual representation of Winnie-The-Pooh is still copyrighted.

Not. Fucking. Yet.

Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.

That’s why you middle-click all off-site links.

No, that’s the lumber store.

It was inside you all along.

You’ll pry my RS-232 and PS/2 ports from my cold dead hands!

Linux 2.6 released in December 2003. Gnome 2.6 released in March of 2004. At that point Linux was truly ready for the desktop and we’ve just spent the last twenty years waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.

Yes, but Windows is normal and therefore all of its myriad problems are just part-and-parcel with using a computer and can be ignored. Linux is not normal, though, so the slightest roadbump is an instant deal-breaker.

I don’t think he knows about second adventure.

So WipEout, then?

It’s a feature.

There were three Game Boy Castlevanias.

Where is it? I don’t see anything.

Then you are lost!

honorable mention goes to the Daewoo CPG-120 which I only just learned about today. it’s a consolized MSX2 that looks like a cross between the Enterprise and a Roomba. i can’t decide if it looks magnificent or awful and it’s arguably not a console to begin with but hey

Dude, spoilers.

Probably a sequel to Virtua Fighter Kids. Or maybe to that visual novel on the Game Gear.