Well heck, that really is a much better retort. Well said.

Enjoy your sense of smug superiority, I guess…?

At the risk of sounding like the kind of edgelord I was calling out initially: Who?

No, seriously, that show was off the air before I was born. I only know what you’re talking about because of this cliche’d line, I’ve never seen the show or anything. Has there really not been anything in the 23 years since they bulldozed his neighborhood that is wholesome enough to guilt me with? Has society really stagnated that much? Is your sense of decorum only anchored by a largely forgotten children’s television show?

And we’re all very impressed.

Good grief, what is this even supposed to mean? It’s not baiting with an image macro it’s performative commenting surrealism!

What?? Keeping a discussion to one aspect of a topic is absolutely not an example of bias, it’s an example of contextual scope. It’s the only reason we can have a discussion about anything without having to include the full context it’s situated within (which would be the entire universe).

That is in absolutely no way implied by that statement; the existance of a truth does not imply the existance of it’s inverse.

Do you often feel bad for an entire demographic group? Or even, do you feel that way as often as you feel offended on behalf of the whole of another group?

IDK about ‘snarky’ but I’ve got $5 on ‘feigning incomprehension’

Again, people can have multiple takeaways to a story, like:

• It’s advisable to use USPS as they have federal protections for the customer that UPS/FedEx do not
• Indiana is a terrible place full of corrupt bullshit like this
• Op doesn’t know what victim blaming is
• The US is a kleptocracy

People can take two things away at once. Indiana is just as corrupt as ever (but in this fun new flavour!) and the reason you use USPS over another carrier is that USPS has federal protections and UPS/FedEx have none of those (and also they are bootlicking scum)

Not amazed, just depressed.

Did I stutter? Protecting your family is protecting your family, now fetch the jumper cables and a lightning rod, we’ve got some identity theft to thwart.

I despise them as much as the next queer liberal but it isn’t just the vile boomers falling for this. Keep an eye on your grandparents, maybe sit down and explain the more common scams and tell them to call you if they get something weird. No banking info over phones, etc.

Season 3 - “Gamera”

It’s got everything you could want. Inexplicably awful children, space travel, a giant rocket powered turtle. My partner and I have been randomly shouting “Capsule!” at each other for many, many years because of that movie, confusing a great many family members in the process. Absolutely wonderful episode.

Yo but at least were getting another Guillaume David album! And a game or something idk…

Oh you’re reeeeally not very good at this, are you.

Oh jeeze, hoisted by your own retard…

Bud your point isn’t complicated or even slightly difficult to understand, it’s just bad (and uses slurs)

But what if nature and nurture were casting a shadow on the wall of a cavernous trolley station??

“Imperious tone” my foot, this is a “deeply annoyed” tone.