There are a bunch of aptronymic last names, especially in English culture. The Baker family, the Tanner family, the Shoemaker family etc.

Don’t ask about the Dickinsons.

If they had completely scrapped the casino arc it would fix so many problems. Not only would that shitty, worthless sequence not exist, but they would’ve had screen time to put in more quality stuff. Imagine if at the end of the movie the big reveal was that Palpatine was alive. Instead, they had to put that into a messy scroller at the beginning of the third movie.

I woke up every day worried that we’d nuked Spain overnight.

A buddy of mine is a wine steward. He quit smoking and said “Holy shit I can taste wine again. I’ve just been making it up for years!”

For the love of god don’t look it up. If you’ve made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It’s worse than you can possibly imagine.

I’m just impressed that Elon finally made something worse than the Harambe rap.

The PI didn’t have rich east-siders as its key demographic. It was more in tune with the actual city’s zeitgeist.

It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

Dylan Raiola in shambles. Alex Orji now Heisman.

100% ban on everything gun-related or gun-adjacent. Can’t even wear short-sleeved shirts to show off your guns.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.’

After years of the Pac12 screwing us by having late start times, I’m excited for the B1G to get us those sweet primetime slots, like

8PM PST? What the fuck!?!

Sigh. Go to the fucking natty, get left off the list. I get that Washington has had massive turnover, but that’s still bullshit in my brain.

I thought it was a lot of fun. Cute buddy comedy/ romantic comedy, but about metal. If it had been about any other genre, it would have been kinda formulaic and boring, but all the lame tropes juxtaposed with metal music was very entertaining.

Ever listen to Meshuggah?

Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.

It makes it harder to quickly choose one app. I had to move Spotify away from Whatsapp for that exact reason.

I’m full of west coast bias, but it seems like Cam Ward should be one of the most sought-after portalites. I would love for him to come to Washington to bridge between Penix and Austin Mack.

You know the difference between chickpeas and garbanzo beans?

I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

As much as I’m worried that this will hurt my school’s coffers at a time when we kinda seriously need cash, fucking good. NCAA realignment and the Pac 12 are hardcore fucking these schools. Glad to see them fucking back.